SUFFERING BASTARD

Shepheard's Hotel, Cairo, 1942.

HIGHBALL
ETHANOL 19 G135 KCAL FROM ETHANOL6.69 OZ SERVED

SPEC

1 oz · 30 mlGIN40 %
1 oz · 30 mlBRANDY40 %
½ oz · 15 mlLIME JUICE
2 dashesANGOSTURA BITTERS44 %
4 oz · 120 mlGINGER BEER

1 oz taken as 30 ml in the metric column.

METHOD

  1. 01BUILD GIN + BRANDY + LIME + BITTERS OVER ICE IN A HIGHBALL
  2. 02TOP WITH GINGER BEER
  3. 03GARNISH WITH A MINT SPRIG + ORANGE WHEEL

1 oz taken as 30 ml in the metric column.

STRENGTH // WORKED

Pre-batch2.56 oz mixed with ice, 0.83 oz of it pure alcohol
MeltBuilt in the glass: +5 % of the pre-batch, +0.13 oz of water
ToppedPoured after the melt, kept whole: ginger beer 4 oz, no alcohol
Served2.56 + 0.13 + 4 = 6.69 oz in the glass, 0.83 oz of it alcohol
Strength0.83 ÷ 6.69 = 12.4 % ABV as served
Ethanol0.83 oz × 29.57 ml × 0.789 g/ml = 19 g · about 135 kcal from the alcohol alone

IN THE GLASS

α-PINENE

FROM GIN

Formula
C₁₀H₁₆
Mass
136.24 g/mol
IUPAC
2,6,6-trimethylbicyclo[3.1.1]hept-2-ene

The pine note in juniper berries, and the reason gin tastes like a forest. Co-distilled with the spirit during production. Found in actual pine trees, rosemary, basil, and a good London Dry. The "Christmas tree" smell of gin and the smell of a forest floor share a single molecule.

GINGEROL

FROM GINGER BEER · the ginger heat

Formula
C₁₇H₂₆O₄
Mass
294.39 g/mol
IUPAC
(5S)-5-hydroxy-1-(4-hydroxy-3-methoxyphenyl)decan-3-one

Fresh ginger's heat, a phenolic ketone that activates TRPV1 (the same capsaicin receptor) at a fraction of chili-pepper intensity. Dried ginger converts gingerol into shogaol via heat-driven dehydration, which is why dried ginger reads as warmer and sharper than fresh root. Ginger beer, the Moscow Mule, and the Dark 'n' Stormy all lean on it.

VANILLIN

FROM BRANDY · from oak barrel aging

Formula
C₈H₈O₃
Mass
152.15 g/mol
IUPAC
4-hydroxy-3-methoxybenzaldehyde

Bourbon's fingerprint, extracted from the charred American oak the law requires for aging. Same molecule as the vanilla bean's signature, so a well-aged bourbon legitimately tastes like vanilla. Chemistry, not metaphor. Cognac, aged rum, tequila reposado all extract vanillin from oak too. Different barrels, same molecule.

CHEMISTRY

Gin, brandy, lime, Angostura and ginger beer. Joe Scialom's Cairo drink from WWII: gingerol from ginger beer, Angostura's bark bitters and citral from lime form a flavor triangle of heat, bitter and sour under the two spirits. ABV is about 12%.

PROVENANCE

Joe Scialom created the Suffering Bastard at Shepheard's Hotel in Cairo for the British officers who drank there during the North African Campaign of WWII. The story goes that it was sent out by the gallon to British troops at El Alamein during the 1942 battle. After the hotel burned in 1952, Scialom opened bars for Conrad Hilton; Trader Vic's later tiki variant adds rum but the original is the gin-and-brandy template.

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